The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer

A.O.L.: Abe On-Line

Lincoln engages in ""telegraph sex"" with a woman he's never seen.

Up, Up and Away

Desmond, Nibblet and the President wind up trapped behind enemy lines after a freak accident with an observation balloon

Saving Mr. Lincoln

When Lincoln falls ill before a meeting with Queen Victoria, Mary Todd decides to hire a body double to impersonate the

Once Upon a Mistress

When foreign dignitaries bring their mistresses to visit, President Lincoln finds temptation in a gift from a foreign di

Pilot

After managing to get himself hired as President Lincoln's butler, Desmond Pfeiffer schemes to return to his native Engl

Pigeon English

Kidnapped

When Confederate soldiers kidnap Mrs. Lincoln, Grant retaliates by kidnapping Robert E. Lee's wife.

School Daze

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner