Seasons & Episodes
TV or Not TV
Trixie tells Alice that she and Ed are getting a new TV set to replace their old one. Alice is envious and Trixie tells
Funny Money
Counterfeiters have lost a suitcase of 'funny money' and have to wait 30 days to retrieve it. Once 30 days have elapsed
The Golfer
Ralph wants to be named the new Assistant Traffic Manager at the bus terminal. This is a promotion he feels he has worke
A Woman's Work is Never Done
Alice is so tired of Ralph's complaining about the housework not getting done that she decides to hire themselves a maid
A Matter of Life and Death
When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.
The Sleepwalker
When Norton's sleepwalking through Ralph's apartment disturbs Ralph one time too many, Ralph decides to get to the root
Better Living Through TV
Ralph's newest get-rich-quick scheme is to sell an all-purpose kitchen gadget. With Norton's assistance, Ralph plans to
Pal O'Mine
A ring that was intended for Norton's new supervisor in the sewer, but that instead gets stuck on Ralph's finger acciden
Brother Ralph
Because of a suggestion he made, Ralph gets laid off. While they're trying to figure out how to cope with the bills, Ali
Hello, Mom
When the Kramdens get a telegram from Alice's mother, telling them she’s coming for a visit, Ralph is less than please
The Deciding Vote
Ralph buys Alice a vacuum while there is a Raccoon election going on for convention manager, and it's up to Norton to be
Something Fishy
The Raccoons are planning for an annual Raccoon Fishing Trip, and this time, the Raccoons vote not to take their wives.
'Twas the Night Before Christmas
Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.
The Man from Space
Ralph is determined to win a prize of $50 at the Raccoon Lodge costume. When he competes with Norton in the contest and
A Matter of Record
Ralph throws Alice's mother out of the apartment, but Alice soon walks out on him, too. In a last ditch effort to save t
Oh My Aching Back
Ralph injures his back after a bowling tournament a day before his physical examination.
The Babysitter
When Alice has a telephone installed, Ralph feels threatened both by her newfound freedom and the prospect of another bi
The $99,000 Answer
Ralph's out to prove himself to Alice, his neighborhood, and the world when he becomes a contestant on a hit television
Ralph Kramden, Inc.
Norton invests in Ralph's stock when Ralph wants twenty dollars. When Ralph thinks he is named in a millionaire's will,
Young at Heart
After a visit from some teenagers, Alice feels that she and Ralph are starting to get old. She wants Ralph to take her o
A Dog's Life
Ralph and Norton discover a mysterious food product that Ralph thinks Alice has made that they decide to dub Krammar's D
Here Comes the Bride
Ralph's lodge brother, Stanley, is about to marry Alice's sister, Agnes. At the Raccoons' bachelor party for Stanley, Ra
Mama Loves Mambo
A new neighbor moves next door to the Kramdens. This neighbor is a dance instructor and teaches the wives to do the mamb
Please Leave the Premises
Outraged when he gets a notice from his landlord, Mr. Johnson, that his rent is being raised, Ralph--over Alice's object
Pardon My Glove
Ralph's birthday is coming up, and he finds out that Alice is planning a surprise party for him. On that day, however, n
Young Man with a Horn
After Alice finds Ralph's old coronet in the bedroom closet. Ralph remembers lost career chances, and feels discouraged.
Head of the House
Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house and then has to prove it to a co-worker.
The Worry Wart
Ralph goes into a panic when he gets a letter from the Internal Revenue Service ordering that he appear at their office
Trapped
Ralph happens to be standing outside a bank when a pair of bank robbers run out and, seeing him, fire a shot at him, kno
The Loudspeaker
A few days before the ceremonies announcing the selection of the Raccoon of the Year, the Grand High Exalted Mystic Rule
On Stage
In order to raise money for the Raccoon Lodge, the lodge members decide to put on a play, and hire a professional direct
Opportunity Knocks, But
Mr. Marshall, Ralph's boss, receives a new pool table as a birthday present from his wife. Hearing of Ralph's prowess at
Unconventional Behavior
Ralph and Norton head off to the Raccoon convention in Minneapolis. They lose their wives in the train station and think
The Safety Award
Ralph is about to receive an award as the city's safest bus driver. This honor includes a feature story in a major magaz
Mind Your Own Business
Norton loses his job after following Ralph's advice and starts selling steam ironsn door to door. When Ed lies about how
Alice and the Blonde
Alice and Trixie feel that their husbands don't notice them any longer. And it doesn't help when they see Ralph and Nort
The Bensonhurst Bomber
While Ralph and Norton are playing a game at the pool hall, Ralph gets into an argument with a mousy little guy who thre
Dial J for Janitor
After several janitors have quit working in his building, Ralph decides to take on the job himself. But he finds it a lo
A Man's Pride
Ralph meets an old boyfriend of Alice's, who tells Ralph what a great success he now is. Ralph doesn't want to admit tha
Popular Cast
Related TV Series
The Jeffersons
Father Knows Best
Archie Bunker's Place
Another Period
My Three Sons
Seinfeld
Superstore
2 Broke Girls
A Different World
American Housewife
Less than Perfect
What's Happening!!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Up All Night
Mama's Family
Married... with Children
2Point4 Children
The King of Queens
Sanford and Son
