Seasons & Episodes
The Unwanted Prisoner
Spooner isn't amused when the inscription 'Spooner's Pigsty' is daubed on the noticeboard; or when Constable Bulsover dr
The Morning After...
Spooner emerges from his flat above the station, still in his dressing gown and suffering a hangover with accompanying m
The Share-Out
Bribery and corruption? Spooner and Goatman make a stout denial when the golf trolleys they trundle into the station pr
The Presentation Clock
Spooner's great ambition is to win the golf club championship and the presentation clock that goes with it. In spite of
Par for the Course
Nothing goes right for Spooner on the day he is to play golf with the club president — from trouble with pensioners to
The Share-Out
The Mayor, one of Spooner's few admirers, asks him to keep an eye on his house while he is away. Greta, the au pair, is
High Noon
Spooner indulges in some naughty frolics with the wife of a convicted criminal, not realising that he's due for imminent
Psycho on the Roof
Mrs Cantaford persecution of an unfortunate motorist drives him over the edge – almost literally – when he threatens
Spooner's Box
Mrs. Cantaford drops Spooner's crew in the deep end when she carelessly confides their lunchtime drinking habits to the
Drag-Net
Under protest, Bulsover is made to drag up as a decoy to catch a flasher in the act.
Spooner's Thatch
Ordering up an Adonis Invisiwig to make himself look more suave soon gives Spooner cause for regret.
The Birthday Double
Spooner is appalled at the apparent effeminacy in his subordinates when he discovers that both Bulsover and Killick wear
The Big Match
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
The Lock-Up
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with
Finders, Keepers...!
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it
The Sting
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
Suffer the Little Children...
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
Vote, Mrs Cantaford
Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
Police Intelligence
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
