Seasons & Episodes
Families At War
The feuding fathers find out about the relationship between their son and daughter and consider taking steps to prevent
Of Meissen Men
Veronica appears on the scene - causing Simon and Oliver to compete for more than antiquities.
A Night At The Opera
Veronica wants to go to the opera in Edinburgh. Simon and Oliver each compete to be her date. Simon has to find a replac
A Matched Pair
Oliver's antiques shop is burgled. A pair of pistols is reported missing, but when these mysteriously turn up in Simon's
Nothing But The Truth
Oliver beats Simon to a painting they both want. But is it a Constable or not? David confesses propositioning another wo
Father Of The Groom
Simon holds a dinner for Oliver, Lyn and David, his ulterior motive being to expose Oliver's lack of etiquette. Lyn prep
Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed ?
Simon nominates Oliver for membership of his golf club. Oliver holds a function for the committee members to win their s
As Young As You Feel
Simon and Oliver seek to win Veronica's affections. Oliver reaches the age of 50. Lyn is concerned about her father bein
A Woman's Place ...
David and Lyn quarrel about her taking a full-time job. Oliver seeks a new cleaner. Simon is losing to Oliver in a telep
Blood Brothers
Simon needs a blood transfusion, but he has a rare blood type. Oliver has the same blood type and agrees to donate in re
lf You Knew Susan
Simon's sister visits him and Oliver immediately falls for her. Simon and Oliver each purchase one of a pair of figurine
The More We Are Together
Oliver and Simon each separately consider reforming their partnership due to the poor state of their accounts and the im
Taking Stock
Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school fr
Partners
Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon,
A Nose For Quality
Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her an
The End Of The Line
Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a datin
The Welsh Connection
Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.
Not On The Same Wavelength
Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.
A Home of Your Own
David and Lyn have moved to Canada. Simon needs to find someone to rent his flat quickly before his Aunt Eleanor moves i
The Royal Connection
Oliver attempts to gain the Royal Warrant for his shop from the Prince of Wales. Simon investigates his family tree in t
Words and Music
Oliver and Simon volunteer to perform at a Vet Circle luncheon for Caroline.
No Flame Like An Old Flame
Simon's life becomes complicated when an old sweetheart pays him an unexpected visit.
Love's Neighbours' Lost
Oliver and Simon duel over a woman, Caroline. But they find that there is another man vying for her affections.
Come Fly with Me!
Following a recent spate of shop burglaries Simon installs a state of the art alarm system but when he forgets his passp
In Whom We Tryst
Peel and Smallbridge become attracted to the same shop assistant.
Going, Going, Gone!
Peel and Smallbridge have to share a room in a country pub.
Thicker Than Water
Simon reveals that he was left at an orphanage as a baby.
Kung Who?
Simon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym
Reading Between the Lines
Simon is aghast to learn that oily solicitor Brimley, with whom he was at school, is handling the property next to the a
Definitely Not Cricket!
Lady Devereaux offers Simon some sporting memorabilia at knock-down prices provided he captains her staff cricket team a
Feed A Cold
Simon has a cold and Oliver offers to look after him.
Going to Pot
Ringo decides to get some culture. After meeting one of his teachers, Simon and Oliver are pleased to accept his invitat
Love ls A Many Splendoured Thing
Oliver has fallen in love, however trouble arises after he meets his future mother-in-law.
A Night to Remember
Burglars are in the neighbourhood, leading to an eventful night for the two households.
The Battle of Deveraux Dale
Lady Deveraux asks Simon and Oliver to take part in a historical re-enactment of a Civil War battle, the battle of Dever
Affair of the Heart
Simon's ex-wife Stephanie arrives unexpectedly.
Settled Out of Court
A legal dispute arises between the two antique dealers following an incident in Oliver's shop.
The Wagers of Sin
Oliver and Simon decide to have a wager on who can make the most profit on an item chosen by the other.
Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered
After a boozy night out, Banks remembers that he has proposed to Mrs Sadler. However, neither wants to go through with i
The Second Time Around
Mrs Sadler is missing Banks. Fortunately, there is a happy ending for both of them.
Born to Blush Unseen
Gardening Time. Oliver has something to show from his gardening efforts.
Fasten Your Seat Belts
Simon & Oliver get severely drunk on Simon's birthday, and decide to visit their children in Canada.
Grandfathers-In-Law
Lyn and David, with their baby Martin, return from Canada, causing great excitement to Simon and Oliver. However, the gr
Nursery Times
Lyn and David are looking for a flat while staying at Simon's house. But Oliver would like them to stay with him too.
Whose Baby?
The christening is scheduled and Stephanie, Simon's ex, is invited, causing anxiety for both Simon and Oliver.
Never Say Die
Simon has to go into hospital but confusion arises.
Moving On
The house-hunting by Lyn and David reaches a conclusion. It causes Simon and Oliver to think about their own situation.
It's A Long Way To Friern Barnet
Lyn and David move to their new flat. Oliver and Simon decide to help them by redecorating the flat.
Just the Ticket
A series of mishaps contribute to a difficult day for Simon and, especially, Oliver.
A Point of Honour
Simon advertises for an assistant for his shop but runs into trouble after interviewing one applicant.
A New Lease of Life
Simon is feeling melancholic and decides to make a big change to his life.
Aspects of Love
Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions and, in turn, Oliver is the subject of a rumour. These lead to gossip in the village.
Neighbours
Simon holds a meeting of the Residents' Association. There is a new resident who is about to move in and this leads to a
Bonjour Paris!
Off to Paris but soon they are in trouble at the restaurant and with the police, also causing a lot of trouble to an emb
A Winter's Tale
Christmas time. Simon and Oliver volunteer to keep watch overnight in the local church.
X Marks the Spot
Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local Council.
S.W.A.L.K.
Simon has a female pen-pal who he is looking forward to meeting, with a view to marriage. However, the reality is differ
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Both Oliver and Simon are doing the pools and hope to win big. After Oliver makes a mistake, Simon takes the opportunity
Happy Holiday
A weekend away for Simon and Oliver in Ringo's mother's country cottage. Trouble is that it's the wrong weekend.
There But for the Grace of God
Simon comes across an old acquaintance who is down on their luck.
A Car By Any Other Name
The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, while Oliver is also selling his car. A confusing time is the re
Viva Espana!
Ringo wins a holiday in a competition and they all go to Spain.
The Best Laid Plans
It is the 10th anniversary of the two antique dealers being in business; they decide to go out to have a meal and visit
Born Again
Simon is searching for the meaning of life and thinks he has found it after listening to a preacher in the park. Oliver,
There Goes the Bride
Aunt Eleanor decides to get married after a whirlwind romance.
Two Fools and Their Money
Both Simon and Oliver are in financial difficulties and decide to approach their bank manager.
The First of the Queue
Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in a shop, which leads to extraordinary efforts by the two to be first in the queue t