Seasons & Episodes
Hooperman (Pilot)
The beloved owner of the apartment building is killed by a burglar and Hooperman inherits both the building and her dog,
The Answer My Friend, Is Passing in the Wind
Bijoux is on trial. Hooperman claims Bijoux is a 'police sniffer' and has 24 hours to prove it.
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Things start warming up between Hooperman and his fix-it person and DeMott is again a victim of cupid's arrow.
Aria Da Capo
A witness in the Federal Witness Protection Program rapes a woman and Hooperman is ordered to look the other way.
John Doe, We Hardly Knew Ye
A psychic tenant helps identify an unidentified body found at the docks. Also, a 'nephew' claims he is entitled to the a
The Shooting
Hooperman can't bring himself to shoot an escaping robbery suspect.
Hot Wired
Hooperman gets all wired up to go undercover.
Baby Talk
Hooperman is assigned to baby-sit an Arab sheik's spoiled daughter while DeMott and Silardi pose as a couple to catch a
Blues for Danny Welles
Hooperman befriends an inmate with AIDS.
I, Witness
Hooperman and Stern dismiss a lonely old man's claim that he can identify a masked murderer- until he calls a press conf
Deck the Cell With Bars of Folly
The precinct is in the holiday spirit and holds an open house for a colorful array of petty criminals.
The Naked and the Dead
Hooperman is after the thief who's robbing stiffs from a cemetery, and Susan's dead sure that her new novel will make a
The Snitch
Hooperman's informant is petrified of tattling on thugs and needs police protection.
Chariots of Fire
Hooperman buys a vintage sports car from a convicted drug dealer and Susan is writing an article about women involved wi
High Noon
While working undercover as a fence, Hopperman discovers that a convict who threatened to kill him has just escaped from
Blaste From the Past
Love draws Stern to a precinct shrink, Susan to a muscle-bound airhead, and Hooperman to a recently divorced ex-girlfrie
Tomato Can
Hooperman befriends an illiterate boxer who wants to be a cop and McNeil gets a bad case of the jitters right before he'
Me and Mr. Magoo
Hooperman enlists the aid of an eccentric pilot when a child-abuse case calls for some airbourne assistance.
Baby On Board
Hoopperman learns he's the father of Susan's unborn child.
Trudy and Clyde
Stakeout experts Hooperman and Pritzger spend days ogling a robbery suspect's girlfriend who does aerobics in the buff,
Nick Derringer, P.I.
Out to nail an elusive drug dealer, Hooperman sides with a pint-size private eye who makes short shrift of his clients a
Surprise Party
It's showdown time when Silardi's homophobic twin brother and Susan's Hooperphobic mother both show up in time to celebr
Requiem for an S.O.B.
Harry must deliver the eulogy for a despised colleague and a cop killer is tricked with a winning Lotto ticket.
We'll Always Have Paris
Grief over the loss of their unborn child leads to a fight between Hooperman and Smith and a hasty proposal from Hooperm
Who Do You Truss?
Hooperman gets a hernia and won't have it treated because he doesn't trust hospitals or surgeons.
In Search of Bijoux
Hooperman must appear on TV to recover an ungrateful Bijoux. Also, Hooperman goes undercover in drag to hunt down a slas
Look Homeward, Dirtbag
A former inmate released from prison harasses Hooperman to put him back in the slammer.
Nightmare in Apartment One
Hooperman figures- wrongly- that renting an apartment to McNeil will prevent a big headache.
Hooperman Goes to Hell in a Handcart
When a gunshot sends Hooperman falling down a flight of stairs and into unconsciousness, he wakes up to discover that he
Rashomanny
Hooperman is found in a compromising position with a female suspect whose retelling of the incident differs wildly from
In the Still of My Pants
Hooperman falls for Lisa's roommate and doesn't know how to handle it. A bunco artist zeros in on elderly women.
The Dating Game
When his girlfriend goes out of town to visit her parents, Hooperman is left dateless for the annual policeman's ball.
Intolerance
Star-struck Hooperman allows a movie producer fresh out of film school to use the apartment building as a set for a gory
The Nun and I
Hooperman is in love with a new woman; a nun.
The Sure Thing
Hooperman's colleagues are furious with him after he persuades them to join him in an investment scheme.
The Long So Long
Hooperman and McNeil must cart around a corpse during a transportation strike.
Stakeout
Hooperman is forced on a stakeout with a good-natured lout, but must bite his tongue because his new partner is the Comm
Dog Day Afternoon, Morning and Night
A ventriloquist asks Hooperman to retrieve a stolen dummy, and Hooperman seeks professional help when Bijoux won't stop
Love Bytes
Hooperman sets up a love connection between a convicted computer criminal and the woman who spurned his advances, but us
Take My Building, Please
Two renters in the building are at each other's throats after one puts down a deposit on an apartment that the other won
Some of That Jazz
While moonlighting as a jazz saxophonist, Hooperman considers trading his life as a cop for a life of music. Also, DeMot
Goodnight, Sweet Hooperman
A precinct-wide sleep-deprivation experiment withholds sweet slumber from Hooperman, but something in the sleeplessness
