Seasons & Episodes
Ace Ventura
A series of timely and accurate impressions.
Secret Santa
It’s CollegeHumor’s annual gift exchange, and somebody’s always gotta be “the wise guy!”
Pet Peeves
Don’t you hate it?
Technical Difficulties
This video is hardly working.
Overgrown Guy Girlfriend
Office relationships can be complicated. Some more so than others.
Business Time (1)
Some people think there’s more to life than work. They’re called “middle management”.
Crazy Night
It’s criminal how much fun we have when we go out.
Cool English Teacher
Don’t think of him as your teacher. Think of him as your best friend. Please?
Overgrown Guy Girlfriend (2)
She’s back. Not that you even care. You haven’t even said how pretty she looks. Tell her she’s funny.
Daydream
Sometimes when you’re bored, your mind starts to wander.
Office Casanova
Some people think office romances aren’t a good idea. Those people probably just can’t close a deal.
You’ll Never Guess
You’ll never guess what happens in this video.
Trilogies (1)
Some movies you just never want to see again. Period. Ever.
American Psychos
You like Hardly Working videos? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste.
Agreements
Some promises weren’t made to be broken into tiny little pieces.
Superheroes
Saving the world from the burritos of injustice.
Vegetarian
Meat is murder.
New Editor
Dan teaches CH’s new editor about the Final Cut Pros and cons of making office videos.
Conga Line
The rhythm is going to kill you.
Brainstorming
Sometimes you have to think outside of the closet.
Parents Game
It’s all fun and games until you have to call Pat’s dad.
Nerd Scars
They’re gonna need a bigger battlestar.
Mugging
The lack of human decency in this world is shocking.
Girlfriend
When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.
The New Girl
Facebook changes everything.
60s Day
The decade that defined a generation. Some differently than others.
Goth Dave Matthews Fan
His nails may be black, but his heart is tie-dye.
Gale Beggy’s First Day
Meet the new director of technology or whatever.
Ricky’s Diary
It’s important to respect a person’s privacy. Unless you want to know their secrets.
Compliments
She was fishing for them. Honestly.
Jeff Goes Christian Bale
Leaked footage of CollegeHumor’s biggest diva having an epic meltdown on set.
Sarah’s Birthday
It’s the thought that counts.
Gonorrhea
Everyone has a secret. Some hide them better than others.
Important Phone Call
Please silence your cell phone before watching this video.
Sitcom
This video was shot in front of a live studio audience.
Something Different
Wait, wait, don’t tell us.
Punctuation Recession
This may be the weirdest depression ever. Period.
Office Goofarounds
The most important thing about a prank is the bait. Also the switch.
Airplane
Terror at 4 1/2 feet.
Dilly Dally
You can only imagine what happens when we lollygag.
Witch Hunt
A rousing game of whocummit.
Vacation Day
Sometimes you just need to drop what you’re doing and unwind.
Gale Beggy’s Presentation
CollegeHumor’s Director of Technology is back from the future.
Mother’s Day
Yo momma is so loved, you take “Mama’s Boy” as a compliment.
Adults
They grow up so fast.
Hungover
That was my boy!
3D Glasses
3 Dimensional 3 Furious.
Bathroom Lock
Sometimes you have to look out for Number 2.
Camouflage
Sometimes it feels like people are looking right through you.
Poker
He’s bluffing.
Bully
He wants more than your milk money.
Sarah’s Revenge
The dudes in the office have gone way too far.
Drunk in Public
If you’re going to be offensive, check your surroundings.
Cool English Teacher (2)
He’s back, and he’s going to inspire you. To leave.
Starfish Gang
We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life!
Twitter’s Down
It’s your worst nightmare: No more texting.
Ghost Stories
Relax. It was just a thing that went bump in the night.
Hiccups
It’s not prejudice when it’s such a disgusting affliction.
Rookie of the Year
Broken arms don’t hurt as much as broken dreams.
David
Sometimes two people just click, ya know?
Stomp
Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
Gale Beggy Rescues Balloon Boy
Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.
Love and Sleep
If you’re going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.
Learon in America
Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.
Metaphorical Preacher
Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.
Glasses
Dan should’ve worn his contacts.
Slasher
She’s so courteous it’s scary.
Family Guy
It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.
Twilight Bros
Vampires are basically a sport.
Scooch
Move over, old office.
Zombie Bite
It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.
Business Jungle
Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.
I Want My Doctor
Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).
Uptight Stoners
Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.
96ing
It’s like going to 4th base.
Bullet Trick
Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.
Same Shirt
The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.
Federal Maaashhhals
The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.
Time Traveler (3)
First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.
WaDan
Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.
Basketball Phone
There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.
Party DJ
There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.
Fish Dance
Reel friends! Real fun!
Evil Crossword
J-Witz ain’t too smart, yo.
Applause-O-Meter
Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.
Milk
It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.
Makeover Montage
Looks can be deceiving.
The Scene
Fanship is stronger than friendom.
Consciences
Decision making can be dangerous.
Too Many Seinfelds
A sketch about nothing.
Jinx
Danger is not his middle name.
Evil Chair
Being sucked into the bowels of Hell has never been so comfortable.
Religiously
To some, Boy Meets World is more than just a show.
Flash Forward
What if you could see the future, and it looked like an idiot?
Credit Card
Being broke stinks.
Obnoxious Kid in Class
He should really stop hitting himself.
Flat Tire
Some jokes go too far. This isn’t one of them.
Snooping
Watch your back. And your head.
Grampire
The one thing he hates more than missing his nap is the sun.
Wait!
It’s not what you say, it’s where you stand when you say it.
Let’s Do It
All hands on deck!
Desk Toys
The epic battle for Middle Desk.
Chair Fart
The next step in the blame game.
Ice Cream Cake
Let him eat cakes.
Stubbed Toe Guy
Streeter’s new character blows up.
You Feelin’ It?
The drug that plays with your head before you even take it.
Bomb
If you can’t save ‘em, join ‘em.
Stewie Keychain
It’s just a harmless novelty keychain, right?
Stockholm Syndrome
If you love somebody, don’t set them free.
The Perfect Woman
Love comes in all shapes and sizes.
Sit-Ups
Dan and David do a simple workout together.
New Jeff
An experiment gone horribly average.
That’s the Thing
Jake loves two things: partying hard and airtight arguments.
Car Alarm
Creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% irritation.
The Ultimate Prank
Brace yourself.
Trading Lunches
You can’t always eat what you want.
Gun Hero
Sometimes, you have to improvise. Even when you shouldn’t.
Boring Conversation
I think we’re saying the same thing here.
Hoagies
You say tomato. I say shut up.
The Human GIF
He’s God’s GIF to mankind.
Suck It Out
Suck it up.
Start-Up Guys Pitch Sam
The best web strategy is one you don’t understand.
The Treasure Is Our Friendship
It was buried deep inside them.
Trying Water
There’s a first time for everything.
Baby Photo
Too cute for words. Nice words, anyway.
Start-Up Guys at Internet Week
He’s dead serious.
Wishful Thinking
Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.
Troughing
Dig in. Pig out.
Cool English Teacher (3)
The most dangerous mind is an idiot’s.
Lie Detector
The truth is ugly sometimes, especially if it’s made of polyester.
Standoff
Some gangsters give David a hard time.
Body Swap
Walk a mile in your own shoes.
Make-Up
Jeff covers up a little too much.
Spanish Exam
You didn’t study, did you?
Boozy Couple - Time for Drinks
For Pat’s parents, it’s 5pm everywhere.
Cheers
Dan tries to go glass to glass.
Horsey Ride
Say neigh to horseplay.
Hands Down Pants
They’re not just happy to see you.
Children’s Film
There are no bad ideas.
Maidmer
Love is blind, fortunately.
Pre Game
The early bird gets the drunk.
Name Droppers
The many, many famous people I’ve met are no big deal.
Breaking Bad
Josh enters the dark world of pretend meth dealing.
Stressed Out
David and Pat are too frustrated for words.
Soda Prank
Murph falls for the grossest joke in the book.
Office Force
Working together, we can become less powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Bill Murray
Pat meets the star of “Rushmore,” “Ghostbusters,” and his worst nightmare.
Passive Assholes
We’re not “mad”.
Hoops
Pat, David, and Emily shoot nothing but net.
Fire Warden
The safest thing you can do is not listen to him.
Average Night Out
The gang recalls a night to vaguely remember.
Skyrim
Pat and Emily create the perfect warrior – whether they want to or not.
Five Fingers of Death
Pat learns the best defense is way-too-much offense.
Bathroom Numbers
Murph does his business by the book.
Bane Mugs
The annoyance rises, Brother!
Porky Piggin’ It
The gang is exposed to some new fashion.
Yoga Teachers
They will scare you to your core.
Lady Macbething
Don’t give in to Shakespeer-pressure.
Adult Outbreak
Growing up is contagious and often fatal.
The Billy Crystal
One zinger to rule them all.
Fraggle Rock
Dan gives Pat and Owen some terrible, adorable news.
Pooping without Your Phone
No email. No Internet. No hope.
Zero Dark Thirty Bros
They’re weapons of self-destruction.
School Spirit
Owen’s college rivals are total classholes.
What Every Prank Show Basically Is
Pat & Street’s new prank show has a great catchphrase. And little else.
Script Meeting
There are no small parts.
Standing Desk
Watch this video standing and you’ll burn 2 extra calories.
Fasting Contest (with Ben Schwartz)
Fasting makes them furious.
The True Horrors of a World without Blockbuster
Imagine doing all that just to watch a movie.
She’s Such a Butterphone
She’s a 10 but her phone’s a 1.0.
The Guy Who Has Never Seen or Heard of Anything
What’s a “Leonardo DiCaprio?”
This Is the Worst EMT Trainer Ever
He’s just in it for the free juiceboxes.
Should We Do a Bitcoin Sketch?
Watch now before it’s not worth your time.
He’s Such a McConaughey
Judging someone is not alright, alright, alright.
The Social Consequences of Everything
It’s now socially unacceptable to do anything, anywhere.
Pat Cassels vs. Mark Zuckerberg
No Caption
The Guy Who Likes Every Sports Team
He lived in Chicago for a summer ten years ago, so you know he reps the Bears.
The Guy Who’s Never Seen Game of Thrones
We all know one. Just maybe not this bad.
The Gun Control Debate Told through Nerf Guns
You can pry it from his soft, foam hands.
Fart Martyr
Are you willing to fartyr yourself?
Your CrossFit Friends
They’re shredded in the head.
The Epic Bacon Boys: Internet Popularity Consultants
Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.
You Have Got to Try Heroin
It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.
Dude, Are You Gay?
Bro, your homophobia is showing.
Sex Dungeons and Dragons
Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.
Your “I Don’t Care about Sports” Friend
We all know an anti-sports robot.
How to Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift
Give the gift of lying.
My New Year’s Resolution Is to Get My Dick out of This Toaster
Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.
The Guy Who’s Too Casual about Plans
He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.
Are We Ready to Go Yet?
I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.
Damon Lindelof’s Mysteries Are Just Annoying
Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?
Everyone’s High School Boyfriend
He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.
If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook
It’s fine to just leave.
Why You’re More Successful than Steve Jobs
If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.
Are My Lady Parts Normal?
Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.
How to Braid Your Hair Like in Game of Thrones
The perfect braid for getting decapitated.
If CrossFitters Took a Yoga Class
Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.
The Guy Who Had a “Crazy” Night
It was crazy, but also, it was insane.
The Worst Video Game Controller Ever Made
Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.
What Happens When You Tell People You Can’t Eat Gluten
That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?
The Guy Who Listens by Interrupting You
It’s called hyperactive listening.
Wacky Hijinks from the 80s Comedies Were Mostly Rape
The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.
If People Treated Personal Deaths Like Celebrity Deaths
This is actually affecting me. Weird!
When Not to Correct People’s Grammar
I before “e” especially after grief.
What It’s like Being on a Group Text
Just start a new fucking thread already.
10 Things to Do Before You Die
Because you never know when the end might come.
What We Do to Avoid Our Exes
You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.
The Secret Power of Periods
No one is safe from the sync.
The Guy Who’s Definitely Not Keeping Your Secret
Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!
Why Can’t You Watch Netflix at Work?
What do you mean it’s frowned upon?
Don’t Look at the Comments
Just don’t look at them.
If Couples Acted Like They Do on Facebook
But can’t you two just talk in person?
The Guy Who Always Talks about Hot Girls
Dude, please stop talking.
The Guy Who Finishes Your Sentences
You clearly don’t under – pants.
Other Ways to Say “Netflix and Chill”
Don’t limit yourselves, there are so many more options!
I Love Fall More than You
Everyone likes fall and pumpkin spice lattes don’t even fucking taste like pumpkin.
What Happens When You Become an Aunt
She used to be quirky, now she’s kooky.
When Coming Out Goes Better Than You Thought
Coming out can be crazy, but clearly not as crazy as shirts.
My Box of Bullshit Came!
Oh perfect, a monthly subscription of complete bullshit.
Everyone Is Waiting to Talk about Themselves
Can you hurry up so I can talk about me?
I Wore Make-Up for a Week
Witness one man’s completely unnecessary journey.
The Guy Who Won’t Stop Talking about Jar Jar Banks
Wasn’t that, like, over a decade ago?
Why Am I Checking Facebook Again?
It’s a vicious cycle.
If People Were Sentimental Like They Are on Facebook
Looks like it’s time for yet another unwarranted acceptance speech on Facebook.
I Want to Believe (in a Good X-Files Reboot)
Please, don’t get our hopes up again.
The New Guy Is Totally on the Spectrum
Everyone who works here is pretty special in their own way.
Don’t Pay Your Student Loans
Think of all the things you can do with that money instead.
The Social Media Version of Your Ex-Girlfriend
She’s the worst. And she’s everywhere.
How Does the Holy Trinity Poop?
Holy shit, am I right?
Yellderly: Young People Who Complain Like They’re Old
Stop complaining, you grouchy shit.
Where the Weirdest Internet Links Come From
But seriously, why would you think I’d click that link?
Birth Control Methods Keep Getting Weirder
Female birth control is getting a little out of hand.
This True Crime Documentary Will Make Me Famous
Clearly, the only way to fame is murder.
The C-Word, but for Men
It needs to be biting and deadly.
I Didn’t Eat Bread Once
If only that’s how diets worked in real life.
Best Friends in Rom Coms Are All Alcoholics
Girl, we are getting a bottle of wine.
The Guy Who Deflects Compliments
Just take the fucking compliment.
How to Hide You’re out of Shape
I’m faking you all out.
Why You Can’t Think of the Perfect Comeback
So close, and yet so far.
The Coolest Death Ever!
Niiiice.
Why Bernie Sanders Is Actually Winning
Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?
The 7 Impressions Dudes Always Do
Alright, alright, alright…
When You Don’t Recognise a Friend Request
It’s an elementary act of deduction.
The Opposite of a Wing Man
Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.
If Adult Cereals Had Mascots
Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!
When Your Facebook Thread Gets Hijacked
You see, this is our Facebook thread now.
When “Sure” Actually Means “No”
Just say no.
You Can Be Terrible If You Call It “Self-Care”
It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.
Our Ninja Sketch Got Whitewashed
The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.
These Sketch Pitches Are Too Personal
At least Grant thinks they’re funny.
What You Hope Happens When You Share a YouTube Video
Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.
Shopping for a New Version of You
Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?
After Four Sneezes the World Turns against You
Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.
It Will Never Be Cold Again!
Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?
Crap! You Like an Old Instagram Post!
For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.
You Weren’t “Born in the Wrong Decade”
We would have crushed it in the 1770s.
This Thumbnail Is a Butt
Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.
How Uber Rides Are like First Dates
Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?
Facebook’s Algorithm Is like the Mafia
If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?
If Sex Talk Was like Office Talk
Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.
Strip Clubs Suck
Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!
Trustworthy Reviews from 500 Assholes
A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.
What to Do in an Earthquake
Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.
Bring Your F*ck-Up Sibling to Work Day
If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.
If Internet Ads Were Salesmen
You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.
Everything Is Too PC These Days
Isn’t that technically a microaggression?
Donald Trump Will Never Be President… or Will He?
It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.
Why Summer Is Women’s Winter
When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze
Bond with Strangers by Mocking Your Friends
What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?
Canceling Plans Showdown
A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.
Why Was I Tagged Last on Facebook
No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.
Don’t Worry, My Sunburn Will Turn into a Tan
You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.
The Guy Who Only Posts Sad Stories on Facebook
The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.
Why the Hell Is He Her Boyfriend
There’s ALWAYS a reason.
You Remind Me of My Ugly Friend
It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!
Your Healthy Friend Who Still Does Drugs
Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.
Well, Well, Well, Late for Work Again?
Where the hell were you?
Don’t Blame Your Crappy Behaviour on Personality Tests
Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.
Obama Pardoned the Turkey That Killed My Family
Gobble gobble, motherf***er.
Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter
You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.
Every Day Is a Holiday on Twitter - Outtakes
If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.
Is Everyone Using Me for My Costco Membership?
On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?
Is Trump the President or Am I Brain Damaged?
At least Donald Duck was in the navy.
Making Bigoted Jokes Because You Care
Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutal
Bar Trivia Ruins Your Night
One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.
Nerds and Jocks Both Think They’re Underdogs
Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.
Grant Is a Huge Klutz Idiot
Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?
Maybe THIS Stupid Thing Will Fix My Life
Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.
Oh No, There Are Kids at This Party
We say: lean into it.
Everything Is a Dating App
If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.
This Drink Is Embarrassing
It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.
The Guy Who Returned to Facebook
The past nine days have really changed everything.
What Minority Report Computers Would Really Be Like
Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.
Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Me
You guys are such flirty little a-holes.
Someone Is Leaking CollegeHumor’s Secrets
Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!
Watching TV Is Work
Netflix and extremely not chill.
Don’t Eat the Laundry Pods
Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?
A Video with Text on Top and Bottom
It’s called letterboxing.
I Don’t See Race
I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.
Conversational Ripcord: The Fastest Way to Leave a Conversation!
No one cares about elves, Trapp.
Mankind’s Last Hope: People Who Are Good at Online Quizzes
Bad news, sir. The aliens are INTJ, and we’re ENTP. Totally incompatible.
How Tall Is Grant?
If Grant is taller than Katie, but shorter than Zac, but Katie is taller than Zac… What the fuck is happening?!
How Tall Is Grant? - Behind the Scenes
But seriously, how tall is he?
Everyone’s Favourite New Cast Member
We love having Raph around the office. On another note, why is the new janitor pitching sketches?
I Got No Sleep Last Night
Oh god, next he’ll tell us how bad traffic was….
Trump’s Brilliant Strategy
The guy who has trouble reading has us in the palm of his hand!
We’re from the Same Town
Oh, I lived in Chicago, but only in a small locked room.
Trump Cannot Be Destroyed
This is dark, ancient magic.
I’m Black, Not Poor
Uhhh’ one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete.
Studying for Dream Exams
At least I have all my clothes on this time.
Katie Gets Busted
DMT’s still legal though, right?
Slobbery Blunts Are Gross
The saliva activates the crystals.
Please Make Fun of Me
Quiet down, guys! There’s a new girl, so we gotta be nice.
Grant Gets a Beehive Stuck on His Head
Oh, Grant.
Too Many Weddings
Fly to Maui for two days? Sure!
Being in Public: Men vs. Women
Hi, it’s me, the person who completely misses the point, here to tell you, men get murdered, too.
Zac Bought a Whip
Ahh! My glass menagerie!
Your Friend Who Lives Too Far Away
I shouldn’t need to refill my gas tank on the way to your house.
Different Friends to Different People
“Just be yourself” only works if you’re like, super cool to begin with.
Sorry, What’d You Say Again?
When you don’t hear what someone said to you, sometimes the best plan is to just throw yourself into a ravine.
You Can Never Take the Last Cookie
You wouldn’t want to be rude, would you? We didn’t think so.
Your Super Low Maintenance Friend
Not caring about anything is surprisingly annoying.
Wow, Everyone’s Flirting with Ally
So Ally’s the hot new cheese on the pizza, is she? Oh, you boys!
No, I Eat More Garbage!
The standoff to show once and for all who is the bigger garbage person: Rekha or Ally.
Alex Jones’ Head Finally Exploded
He’s like Stretch Armstrong left in a car console on a hot summer day.
When People Find Out You Can’t Swim
You don’t know how to swim? But it’s so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.
The Guy Who Overhypes Everything
Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn’t “change your life,” man.
Drinking Games Suck
Why can’t we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?
Health Science Is Bullsh*t
Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you’ll say cigarettes are bad for me!
Those Jake and Amir Dolls Are Creepy As Hell
Raph’s not a fan of our Jake and Amir dolls, even though they’re made with Jake and Amir’s real hair and skin.
Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited
If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?
I Won’t Let This Bit Die
Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.
Male Friendships Are Just Bullying
This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.
When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun
Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.
Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members
I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.
Don’t Start a Podcast
Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.
Let’s Not Get a Drink Sometime
It has absolutely not been too long.
I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom
We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.
The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad
That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.
Obscure Christmas Songs
Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.
Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself
I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.
The True Meaning of Christmas
Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.
Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating
If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.
When You Get Stuck in a Conversation
Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.
You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo
It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.
Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts
Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.
Leaving Out the Best Part
No one cares what the traffic was like.
Are You a Millennial?
I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
Did You Get My Email?
I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.
The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go
Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.
This Guy Is Cooler Than You
This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!
Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?
We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.
You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies
Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?
Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything
So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?
Wait, Start That Story Again
I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.
Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?
But he seems like such a nice guy.
What One Year of Trump Feels Like
Oh, the good (sort of) old days.
Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?
Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.
The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics
People are so stubborn about “rights”.
Making Up a Sketch on the Spot
Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.
April Fools Day on the Internet Sucks
These half-assed online pranks are so lame. Unless they’re about genie movies. Those are still good.
Gimmick Workouts Aren’t Real Exercise
Grant’s working smarter, not harder.
Future Raph’s Only Regret
He might be missing teeth, but his gut flora’s never looked better.
Grant and Katie Are Starting Their Own Company
They’re throwing out the rulebook for a different copy of that same rulebook.
Your Contacts List Is a Mess
Phones are for storing important contacts like “Red Shirt – Starbucks”.
When You Don’t Get Nerdy References
If only nerds knew what it felt like to be mocked for their interests.
The Babies Are on Fire
The way these babies fight for their lives is so inspiring, it would be wrong to intervene.
The Guy Who’s a Total Rap Snob
Young Thug is so uncouth. Raph prefers classic songs like Other People’s P*ssy.
Have Sex with Josh for Me
Why won’t you do this one thing for me that I secretly want to do?
Wish I Was Gay
Who wants to go to the South, anyway?
The Guy Who Won’t Call In Sick
Brennan is not going to let the tiniest bit of Ebola stop him from pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.
Comedy Sucks (with Bassem Youssef)
What do Grant, Raph, Katie, and handsome ex-heart surgeon Bassem Youssef all have in common?
My Mom Is Stalking Me
Raph’s creepy stalker was taking pictures of him nine months before he was even born.
You’re Too Sad to Argue With
Brennan is there for Rekha, and that means he needs to abandon all logic.
Defender of the Basic
How dare you forsake pumpkin spice?
Grant Forgets He Sucks
Grant has amnesia. Not even a cool story. He hit his head on his car roof because he forgot it’s not a convertible.
Everyone Thinks They’re an Expert
My friends give the best advice. Did I say best? I meant most.
The Guy Who Needs to Win Everything
Don’t worry, Brennan has the perfect dinner party guest list to kill Hitler and stop 9/11.
How Are You Not Humiliated
The survival rate for public humiliation has gotten way too high.
When a Kink Chooses You
The language of love can be hard to crack.
Feel Bad for the Bad Guy
Everybody worries about the victim, but what about the person that caused them pain? Are they supposed to reflect on it
Don’t Trash Talk New York
Brennan is from beautiful New York City. YEAH, HE SAID IT. BEAUTIFUL. SORRY YOU’RE SCARED OF PIGEONS AND CLUTCH YOUR B
It’s My Right to Hold This Turd
If you think about it, aren’t turd holders the true persecuted minority?
Your Friend Who Never Learns Partying Sucks
She really means it this time.
The Girl with a “Birthday Month”
Is it too much to ask for Trapp, Raph, and Jess to keep a simple 12th of the year open to celebrate Rekha’s entrance i
Stop Hating My Favorite Things
Hey, everybody has different tastes, but if you don’t like movies as a whole you’re a confusing robot to me and I do
Only I Can Insult My Mom
Katie, Jess, and Grant’s moms are all extremely good and have never done anything bad nor have any negative qualities,
Ugh, Political Comedy Is the Worst
KABLAMMO! RIGHT IN THE NARDS!
This Twisted Freak Likes Halloween
Raph must be some sort of escaped psychopath and/or serial murderer if he actually ENJOYS the holiday where you dress up
Killer’s Mask Is Inconvenient
Grant and Katie will be lucky to get out of this one alive, thanks to his poor choice of scary mask and no thanks to Kat
The Friend Who Loves Christmas Too Much
Jess is more than ready to celebrate the birth of our lord Jesus Christ but Siobhan, Katie, and Raph think it’s a litt
Katie Goes Viral
Katie’s meme went viral. And now that she’s in high demand from all the hollywood big wigs, she doesn’t have to ta
Thank You for Doing All the Work
Make sure to thank black women for all that they do. Then, go get a cupcake! You’ve earned it!
Sorry, I’m a Slow Eater
Trapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love,
Cyber (Sex) Monday
Raph misses the good old days, when Cyber Monday just meant spending your savings on a TV that’s 5 inches bigger than
When You’re a Total Push Over
The only thing worse than someone being 30 minutes late is any confrontation with anyone ever.
Wow, Nobody Can Flirt with Me Anymore
Now that Katie’s getting married, she just wants you to know that under NO circumstances is there to be even a HINT of
Mary Poppins for Adults
Supercalifragilisticexpialicollegedebt.
Is His Accent Sexy?
Gartholemew’s got that irresistible shmear of mystique.
Don’t Bother Fixing Your Problems
Constant suffering is so much easier than remembering to find new pants.
You Don’t Actually Need a Menu
Rekha and Grant are living in a fantasy world of new food choices, meanwhile Brennan hasn’t looked at a menu in 24 yea
You’ve Never Seen Star Wars?!
Mmm… a pot of melted junior mints.
Oh No, Did We Hurt Brennan’s Feelings?
If I catch ANYONE even LIGHTLY teasing Brennan, I will flip out, because he has literally no resilience and folds like o
A Computer Co-Wrote This Sketch
This sketch was written by a robot, with the help of Botnik. By the way, writers, if you’re reading this, thank you so
How to Sound Smart
To watch a sketch is to insert yourself into the sketch. Comedy is a shell which we can choose to inhabit and vicariousl
Wow, Nobody Tells Me Anything
Raph’s always upset that he’s not being told things everyone else around the office knows, like that he died 6 month
Obsessive Boyfriends Are So Romantic!
Real love is all about the romantic gestures he uses to manipulate and control you.
When Someone Gets Your Name Wrong
Raph gets frustrated when Submarine’s friend just can’t seem to get his name right!
Lazy Ghost Has So Much Unfinished Business
I’d rattle some chains at you, but my usual chains broke, and my ghost blacksmith got sent to purgatory, so I need to
Grant vs. the Computer
Unfortunately, IT refuses to do any work on any electronics Grant owns after the slime incident.
Who Got Me Sick?
Trapp is saddled with a mystery of microbial proportions.
Kidnapper or Scam Call?
Which is more annoying: robocalls, or being kidnapped? Sound off in the comments!
St. Valentine’s Day Isn’t Sexy
Raph wishes his horny coworkers would finally make sense on this day, the holiest of the year.
No, My Parents Aren’t “Strict”
Wow, did your parents even let you outside? I’ve seen parents like yours in movies.
This Monster Doesn’t Clean Her Inbox
Once you start hoarding emails, where does it stop?
Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand
It’s not beauty, it’s wellness.
Lying to Have Something in Common
Brennan’s sick, and the only cure is the approval of strangers.
Choosing Things the Way You Choose Politicians
Sure she’s competent, but could I grab a BEER with her?
Where’s the Remote?
When the TV remote goes missing, Raph can’t trust Grant - or his ass.
We Have to Keep Talking about My Problems
What do you expect? This guy went to acting school.
Bragging That You Did a Nice Thing
Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.
Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
You went to the store and picked this out!
Outtakes: Gag Gifts Are Worse than Nothing
Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!
These Weed Names Are Not Chill
Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”
High-Stakes Icebreaker Questions
New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.
Nobody Younger than Me Can Be Successful
You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.
Liking Rain Doesn’t Make You Deep
Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.
Just Admit I Look Bad
All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.
We Have to Give You a Makeover
All women are beautiful (with makeup).
No One Cares about Your Major
If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?
Stop Messing with Your Vaginas
Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!
Summer Vacation Is for Kids!
As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.
When Dumb People Agree with You
If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!
What’s So Funny?
Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.
You Can’t Catch a Cold in Summer!
It’s too hot to get cold, duh!
Your Self Care Is an Attack on Me
The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.
Bringing the Worst Thing to a Potluck
That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.
What’s Wrong with Being “Whipped?”
Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!
Bragging about Your Ignorance
If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.
Does Liking Murder Podcasts Make You Freaky?
What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.
The City’s Best Restaurants (That Are Nearby)
It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?
Class President Needed for One Last Job
You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.
Please Grade Me
Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.
You Created a Fictional Language for a Sketch?
Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?
I Overshared So Now You Have To
Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!
You Need to Go Bigger
Go bigger or go home.
Don’t Start a Twitch Stream
You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.
Your Emergency Contact Won’t Answer the Phone
Do you want her to look desperate?
Don’t Correct Me If You’re Wrong
If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.
Wow, This Office Needs More Flirting
This is what HR is for!
My Partner Is Using Me for… Love?
It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.
Why Scary Movies Aren’t Actually Scary
Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?
When Your Favorite Restaurant Makes You Sick
Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?
Which CH Castmember Are You?
Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets
It’s Hard Being Married to the Sea
She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.
The Baby of the Friend Group
She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.
Your Friend Who Thinks Going to the Gym Fixes Everything
Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.
You Don’t Remember These Disney Channel Original Movies!?
You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.
The Guy Who “Doesn’t Know” Mainstream Music
You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.
No, I Don’t Deserve Nice Things
Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!
When You’re Too Good at CPR
Don’t be a dummy!
You’re Getting an Office Paypig!
Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.
Free-to-Play Friendship
The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.
The Site That Commits Treason & Tells You What Your Parents Are Doing
Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.
You’re My Least Helpful Friend
Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.
America’s Next Food Obsession: Potatoes
Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.
How Did You Get on Raya?!
Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!
Stop Recommending Things!
We are discontent with the amount of content out there.
Complimenting Someone to Trick Them into Doing Work
You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?
I Just Got 100k New Followers!
My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!
Allegations Are Making It Impossible to Watch Anything
NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!
All Scars Are Badass
Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.
When Your Friend’s Weekend Plans All Sound Terrible
Put me down as a “Maybe”.
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