Children Ruin Everything
Children Ruin Everything

Children Ruin Everything

2022 4 Seasons 50 Episodes ⭐ 5.7 Comedy

Astrid and James, who struggle to find a balance between being mom and dad to two kids and being who they were before offspring.

Astrid and James, who struggle to find a balance between being mom and dad to two kids and being who they were before offspring.

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Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

Meals

James and Astrid try to have a nice family dinner to celebrate a special occasion, but their young children make it chal

EP 2

Bodies

Pressured to not look "like a dad" for an upcoming work event, James takes his kids out on a shopping trip. Seán Cullen

EP 3

Intimacy

James and Astrid attempt to get some alone time, but the kids keep getting in the way. Meanwhile, Dawn and Bo renew thei

EP 4

Truth

While Astrid is away on a business trip, James struggles to keep the Tooth Fairy tradition alive.

EP 5

Sick Days

Despite getting sick, Astrid and James have to organize a kids birthday party, and Felix seems to be growing up faster t

EP 6

Road Trip

As they race against time, the Berneys struggle to survive a chaotic road trip to Manitoulin Island.

EP 7

Death

Following a brush with death, James and Astrid realize they need to make a death plan, including finding legal guardians

EP 8

Space

Frustrated over their cluttered home full of kids' stuff, James and Astrid decide to purge.

EP 1

Sleep

With a new baby refusing to sleep and a return to the office looming for Astrid, she and James consider desperate measur

EP 2

Friends

Feeling like parenthood has eroded her friendships, Astrid jumps at a playdate, and James attempts to keep his own commi

EP 3

Dignity

Following embarrassing run-ins with her boss and co-workers, Astrid feels on the back foot and disconnected from her you

EP 4

Screen Time

With their kids’ faces always buried in their screens, Astrid and James enact a weekend screen ban, but when Astrid in

EP 5

Privacy

Astrid and her sister suspect their mom is hiding something from them. They begin snooping around. Their mother appears

EP 6

Fairness

Between Astrid and her sister Dawn’s kids, their mother Nisha is feeling burnt out on babysitting duties. When she ann

EP 7

Identity

When Astrid and James’ daughter Viv answers on a school assignment that she is Indigenous instead of her actual herita

EP 8

Each Other

When Felix’s best friend moves away, Astrid and James must confront the influence of the outside world on their kids.

EP 9

Teamwork

Getting away from their family for a night might prove to be harder than expected as Astrid and James try to divide and

EP 10

Me Time

Running an errand, Astrid gets some much-needed alone time, but she might be on borrowed time before the chaos of her ho

EP 11

Money

When an unexpected expense puts Astrid and James over their budget, they must attempt to tighten their belts while still

EP 12

Weekends

With long days at the office, Astrid cannot shake the feeling that she is missing out on key moments with their kids. As

EP 13

Arguments

Reaching a tipping point, Astrid and James need to vent about their growing list of grievances toward one another.

EP 14

Expectations

With a move out of the city and their home of a decade looming, Astrid and James look back on when they first moved in.

EP 15

Momentum

With potential buyers coming to look at their house sooner than they expected, Astrid and James try to rally the kids to

EP 16

Parenting

Astrid and James are forced to examine their differing parenting approaches to dealing with their daughter's behavior is

EP 1

Therapy

While waiting on the results of an evaluation for Viv, Astrid and James feel the pressure of figuring out how to best he

EP 2

Consequences

With free box seat tickets to a Raptor’s game from Fintekölay in hand, Astrid and James are hesitant to discipline Fe

EP 3

Confidence

After the site of the future World Cup Village is closed due to goose poop contamination, Astrid is in charge of bringin

EP 4

Talking

Astrid and James struggle to find something to talk about other than their kids while having dinner at a fancy restauran

EP 5

Clothes

When Felix shrinks all his clothes doing laundry for the first time, Astrid and James are forced to buy him a new wardro

EP 6

Babysitters

Astrid and James plan a night out to celebrate Astrid's recent win at work. With help from Dawn, they're able to book th

EP 7

Spontaneity

When Astrid hears about Dawn's spontaneous trip to South America, she is determined to find a little spontaneity in her

EP 8

Hangover

When Astrid and James wake up hungover, all they want to do is lie down in a quiet dark room. To have the day to themsel

EP 9

Leaving the House

Astrid wonders if she's responsible for passing neurodivergent genes on to her daughter, Viv. So, when Astrid and James

EP 10

Careers

After an unexpected change at Gero’s, James tries to busy himself with fixing a broken toilet. Astrid thinks she’s d

EP 1

Respect

Astrid and James realize they are at the dawning of a new era when Felix starts showing signs of pre-teen rebellion; Jam

EP 2

Recognition

After Nisha gets in a fender bender, Astrid decides to help her buy a new car; James' stay-at-home duties eclipse his jo

EP 3

Chores

Astrid and James question whether they’re raising monsters when Felix and Viv refuse to pitch in around the house.

EP 4

Feelings

James, feeling left out when Ennis makes a new friend, inserts himself in Ennis' dodgeball tournament. Meanwhile, Astrid

EP 5

Bedtime

When James finds an old game console, he and Astrid attempt to find free time to play. But a bedtime routine threatens t

EP 6

Drama

In a daytime soap opera influenced episode, Astrid feels pushed out of Dawn's pregnancy by Zinnia and begins to suspect

EP 7

Ego

After Felix gets in trouble for defacing school property, Felix teacher Mr. Dongall makes James feel like an inattentive

EP 8

Memories

In a mockumentary style episode, Astrid realizes how hard she was on Nisha during her teenage years and tries to make up

EP 9

Emergencies

During a family emergency, with both James and Astrid busy at work, they need to rethink their childcare plan.

EP 10

Sex

Astrid and James get some much-needed adult time when they convince Nisha to take the kids for the night. The parents ni

EP 11

Connection

With work keeping him busy, James feels even more disconnected from Felix. When Felix shares a personal secret with Astr

EP 12

Adulthood

When James finally pays off his student loans, he celebrates by buying an expensive chair. The kids threaten to ruin it

EP 13

Sleepovers

Astrid and James worry that Viv may be too weird to make friends. When they encourage Viv to invite some classmates over

EP 14

Growth

Astrid tries to steer Viv’s interests away from outdated children’s books while James attempts to foster Felix’s i

EP 15

Consideration

Astrid leaves no stone unturned as she tries to find her phone before she misses a prize-winning call from a radio stati

EP 16

Time

Astrid and James put together a complex summer schedule of camps, activities and work that only leaves one day where the

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