Chelmsford, Britain in the year AD 123; there is a power struggle between Roman governor Aulus Paulinus and the British chieftain, Badvoc. Britain is a miserable place, cold and wet – just the place to exile Aulus for accidentally insulting the Emperor's horse, but also give him something useful to do. Aulus, probably a play on Aulus Platorius Nepos, the governor of Roman Britain between 122 and 125, was a rather delicate Roman, who was usually outwitted by the scheming Badvoc, who hadn't had a haircut for twenty-five years.
Chelmsford, Britain in the year AD 123; there is a power struggle between Roman governor Aulus Paulinus and the British chieftain, Badvoc. Britain is a miserable place, cold and wet – just the place to exile Aulus for accidentally insulting the Emperor's horse, but also give him something useful to do. Aulus, probably a play on Aulus Platorius Nepos, the governor of Roman Britain between 122 and 125, was a rather delicate Roman, who was usually outwitted by the scheming Badvoc, who hadn't had a haircut for twenty-five years.
Aulus is given the Governor's job as a suitable punishment for accidentally insulting the Holy Roman Emperors' girlfrien
Aulus tries to win over the Brits by doing an early morning walkabout and arranging a banquet. Grasientus buys poison f
Aulus is having troubled dreams and tries to have them interpreted. A tribe of female warriors demands a male sacrifice
Aulus pledges to build a Roman road from Chelmsford to London but the proposed route goes straight through a brothel tha
Badvoc is kidnapped by two Triconi. Aulus decides to 'protect' Gargamadua. Badvoc outwits the Triconi and talks them in
Aulus decides to liven up Chelmsford with the Festival of Saturnalia. As part of the revelry, a fool is made king for a
Aulus is depressed because Badvoc always runs rings around him. He consults with a psychiatrist and confronts his anger
A great heatwave hits Chelmsford, giving the Romans an opportunity for to top up their tans and Britons to die of thirst
Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours, incurring the wrath of
Aulus' repulsive right-hand man Grasientus, winner of 'The Ugliest Git in the Empire', falls in love with a beautiful Br
Things are quiet in Chelmsford. Too quiet. Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks, which can only mean one of t
Aulus' priceless statue of the heavenly twins is stolen by Badvoc. Confusion arises when he tries to get it back...