Seasons & Episodes
The Pilot
Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, morally bankrupt top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom
Loco
After a failed hit on Larry's life, Fitz's only option is to get rid of him by proving Larry's a crazy person. After all
Mama
When Fitz discovers his Father Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry in his will, he has no choice but to prove Lar
Long Con Silver
Fitz quickly unloads Elaine's car in hopes of putting their broken relationship behind him for good. But Larry is convin
The Back End
When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan's out of th
Going Down Syndrome
Fitz tries to hook Larry up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all. But the ne
The Diving Bell and the Barbara
Hoping to take advantage of spousal privilege, Fitz proposes to a comatose Babs, believing it will prevent her morse-cod
Married to the Mum
Fitz is pleasantly surprised to discover his marriage to Babs fulfills his latent maternal longings. After Fitz fully re
The Upside of Matricide
Being a widower has its perks; the pity, the gifts, the inheritance - which Fitz uses to buy a plot of land for his drea
The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Reeling from the Ali debacle, Fitz has a new plan to get rid of Larry: if he's good for once, there'd be no need to have
This Business Has Been Homicide Free for X Days
A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry is convinced Fitz's cowardice in withholding his syphilis diagnosis fr
Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (1)
The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention. But there's a loop-hole - salesmen can ente
Honesty, Integrity and Low Mileage (2)
Fitz wakes up in a motel room with his captors, Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who
Ass Hickey
Broke, insomniac and paranoid, Fitz doesn't think things could get any worse, until a fortuneteller tells him he's fated
Fucking Memories
A giant penis defaces the Fitzpatrick Motors mural, and the penis is pointed straight at Fitz's mouth. Fitz is now deter
Don of the Differently Abled
When Larry diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia, he’s a little surprised by Fitz’s acceptance… until he discovers his plan
My Own Private OKA
When Babs Devon’s body is dug up, Larry accidentally tells the cops that the Summerwind land is a Native burial ground
Public Disturbance
Confronted with his mortaility via a grey pube, Fitz tries to talk legendary crooner Dexter Laine into backing his plans
Bring Me the Feet of Dexter Laine
After the untimely death of Dexter Laine, there's only one thing left for Fitz to do - find a way to profit from his her
Dysfunctional Family Circus
When Dot gets too close to Ken for Fitz's comfort, Fitz lands on an unlikely solution to his problem - his mother. But w
Heir of the Dog
With their father hospitalized for testicular cancer, the Fitzpatrick children compete to prove their love and get the o
Repo Wedding
This isn't the first time Fitz has been brought in for questioning it is, however, the first time he's been innocent of
How Do You Say 'Blow Job' in Pennsylvania Dutch?
Broke, sans wheels, and on the lam…Fitz and Larry must track down Sonja in order to prove that Fitz didn’t kill her.
Revel Without Applause
With death on the Beaver Moon quickly approaching, Fitz realizes his accomplishments don't add up to shit and sets out o
Hell Hath No Drink Limit
When Fitz finds himself transported to the afterworld, he discovers that he and Larry really are two parts of the same s
What the Fuck is a Beaver Moon?
With the Beaver Moon upon him, Fitz puts together a team of unlikely experts for one last attempt to discover the identi
Fuck City Hall
When Summerwind is closed after a demolition order comes in, Fitz wants to know who is messing with him. The fact that a
Thirty Percent Less Pulp Fiction
When the identity of Fitz is deleted "accidentally" from Public Records, he along with Larry, decide to go to Miami and
The Virgin Homo-Cide
When Fitz starts to lose money and sponsors for his campaign, he goes the Country Club to "work his charms" on the old m
The Rise and Fall of Ethnic Man
Fitz attempts to prove that he is a friend of "ethnics" as he finds out that Chester has the main lead in the demographi
Fuck the Vote
"Sex For Votes" tactics that Fitz uses backfires when the Ladies Auxiliary president is found dead. Larry's approach pro
Semen-Gate
When the "Last Honest Man" approach is close to being sabotaged by Barry, Fitz's "supposed" illegitimate son, Fitz must
The Totally Legitimate Death of Meghan Fitzpatrick
Fitz starts to bounce back as he starts to gain popularity. He plans to go after the hearts of everyone by claiming the
Are You There God? I Need To Speak To Frank
Ken and Elaine's church scam is making progress and Fitz tries to join in. However, when he is denied, he decides that h
Teetotal Recall
When Fitz finds out that the City Councilman doesn't have any rights to do anything, he decides that it will be good to
Apoca' Smokes Now
Fitz, now Mayor, starts to go downhill and Larry steps in as his conscience and tells him that what he is doing is wrong
And Baby Makes... Fuck! (1)
In order to repair the relationship between Fitz and Ken, Larry gets Fitz thrown in jail. Fitz realizes that there is on
And Baby Makes... Fuck! (2)
Ali goes into labor and Fitz attempts to get the dealership back before the little guy is born. He doesn't want his son
Alice Doesn't Live Here, Anymore
Fitz wants to use his baby to sell cars but first must prove to the courts that he can provide a stable and loving home.
Baby's First Brothel
The Fitzpatricks devise a plan to use a baby play group as a front for a brothel that caters to lonely moms
Raising What's-His-Name
When the Fitzpatrick family learns their newest member has gone missing, no one really cares... until they find out Josh
Pulling a Polanski
When Ken refuses to accept the return of the money Pat Childs found in Baby Fitz' diaper, Larry becomes convinced that l
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Fitz
It's a rainy night at the Fitzpatrick house, and Larry takes the opportunity to use large amounts of alcohol to con the
O-Rigins
Wedding bells are ringing at casa Fitzpatrick as Ken and Elaine get set to re-tie the knot, and everyone is getting into
The Hard Weiner of Truth
Still reeling from the shocking truth about his father, Fitz takes a drive down memory lane that leaves him with an even
Brotherly Love
After accepting Pat Childs' offer to work at The O-Mobile dealership, Fitz quickly learns that life in the corporate wor
A Very Special Fitzmas (1)
Twas the night before the night before Fitzmas but the only visions dancing in Fitz' head are of his face plastered on O
A Very Special Fitzmas (2)
When Larry finds evidence of a lost family fortune, it gives him the leverage he needs to persuade the rest of the Fitzp
