Seasons & Episodes
Murder on the Docks
Despite being suspended from the force, Assy investigates the case of a dead prostitute. But, when it comes to arresting
The Flirty Black Man
When a priceless painting is stolen, Assy decides to take the case, even though he's been ordered not to.
Game of Death
A Cuban dignitary is visiting the city for a soccer match and Assy is assigned to bodyguard him. Assy's singing talents
Busted
Two criminals are robbing people on a bus, but they get more than they bargained for when Assy shows up to take them dow
Mexican Rain
Sanchez has a heart attack due to Mexicans falling out of his kid's pinata.
Conviction
A local drug epidemic overtakes the city and puts Detective McGee's life at stake.
Ring of Fire
Following a string of boxer deaths, Assy finds out they've been caused by Polonium poisoning coming from a neighborhood
Pharmassy
Assy gives up his vacation time to negotiate a hostage situation involving the Mayor at a local pharmacy.
Mile High Mayhem
Assy and Sanchez become Federal Air Marshals in order to combat terrorism, but end up causing more trouble in the air. T
Murder on the Midway
Someone's sabotaging rides at the carnival that Assy and Sanchez are visiting and now they need to save Sanchez's daught
Pegfinger
Assy gets help from a criminal he put behind bars years ago in order to catch the person responsible for a series of vio
Irish Wake
When Glen the bartender gets killed, the police force looks to avenge his death. So, Sanchez gets a new partner, while A
Vowel Play
An extortion scheme by a crime syndicate disrupts the annual Exeter Spelling Bee.
Hands Up
McGee considers switching careers before a disaster.
Bikes for Bombs
Assy's bike is stolen by a group of bike thieves with a bigger purpose.
Showdown in the Magic City
Assy and Sanchez head to Miami to solve a case after a bunch of jai alai players end up dead in Exeter.
The Ballad of Blind Anthony
A former high school classmate of Assy's kidnaps a popular blind gospel singer minutes before a sold-out concert which A
Johnny Arson
When a serial arsonist targets Exeter, McGee's internet lover is the number one suspect.
The Assy Diaries
On suspension, Assy must make difficult decisions in the face of corrupt Exter officers and nearly pays with his life.
Squirrels
Assy and Sanchez attempt to break up an underground squirrel fighting ring, forcing Assy to deal with his fear of squirr
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