Abolish Everything!
Abolish Everything!

Abolish Everything!

2025 2 Seasons 18 Episodes ⭐ 7.3 Comedy

On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed “The Political Establishment” argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each episode, each of whom will come back to compete in the season finale.

On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed “The Political Establishment” argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each episode, each of whom will come back to compete in the season finale.

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Seasons & Episodes

EP 1

Welcome to Our Radical Movement

Alise Morales, Liz Hynes, Ben Doyle, and Ike Ufomadu set forth to abolish the more intolerable aspects of phones, door-h

EP 2

Abolish Agreeing to Disagree

Annie Rauwerda, Kyle Gordon, Rima Parikh, and Adam Chase aim to remove certain annoying sounds, flexibility, a lack of b

EP 3

Abolish Cybertrucks

Amy Muller, Randall Otis, Michelle Chan Bennett, and Dan Toomey abolish singing the national anthem at sporting events,

EP 4

Abolish Airplanes

Josh Gondelman, Ena Da, Jeremy Kaplowitz, and Augusta Chapman abolish confidence, planes, Liquid Death, and “Getting I

EP 5

Abolish the English Language

Lukas Arnold, Maggie Mae Fish, Vannessa Jackson, and Jonathan van Halem abolish the English language, slow walkers, TikT

EP 6

Abolish Hot Doctors

Sila Puhl, Dorian Debose, Matt Krol, and Maeve Dunigan abolish hot medical professionals, sunscreen, lecterns, and masco

EP 7

Abolish Meryl Streep

Kenice Mobley, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Henry Block, and Ryan Ciecwisz abolish twins having strokes, reaction crea

EP 8

Abolish Grad School Graduation

Michael Kandel, Carson Olshansky, Graham Techler, and Charu Sinha abolish sports betting, guys who aren’t looking for

EP 9

World Championship

In this double-length season finale, eight of our most triumphant abolitionists return to abolish one last thing—and b

EP 1

Abolish Leaving When We’re Done Hanging Out

Alison Leiby, Michael Cruz Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, saying ceviche is cooked in the

EP 2

Abolish the Number Five

Sean McGowan, Alex Krokus, Sarah Smallwood Parsons, and Sabrina Wu abolish the number five, cover letters, the cryptozoo

EP 3

Abolish Your Friends’ Other Friends

Emily Wilson, Jacklyn Uweh, Ashton Womack, and Martin Herlihy abolish being proud of reading girl books, movie trailers,

EP 4

Abolish Going to Antarctica

Sofía Manfredi, Tej Khanna, Jason Siegel, and Rose Kelso abolish going to Antarctica, interracial breakups, sharing a n

EP 5

Abolish Redemption!

The votes are in! Fan-favorite season one competitors Alise Morales, Matthew Krol, Adam Chase, and Ben Doyle return for

EP 6

Abolish Catholic Shame

Martin Urbano, Brian McManus, Chloe Radcliffe, and Demi Adejuyigbe abolish AMC pre-movie ads, Catholic shame, inviting s

EP 7

Abolish Those Rabbits That Are So Big They’re Like the Size of Dogs

Sam Corbin, Yedoye Travis, Patrick Willems, and Chine Ikoro abolish email signoffs, the law, those rabbits that are so b

EP 8

Abolish iPhones

Phil Jamesson, Cara Michelle Smith, Macy Gilliam, and Milly Tamarez abolish writing down ideas in your notes app in the

EP 9

World Championship II

It all comes down to this! In this double-length season finale, seven of season two’s most triumphant abolitionists re

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